Friday, January 2, 2015

What do you get when you mix light, darkness, choas, and Cobimani456 together? A damn awesome Bayonetta 2 LP!

Do you like sexy women? Do you sexy women with glasses? Now, what about sexy women that wear glasses that have a british accent and are completely badass? If you've said yes to any of these questions then you'll love the Bayonetta 2 for Wii U LP by Cobimani456.  Just warning you now, though, that this LP is mature. Then again, who's ever really listened to the ESRB people? Anyways, this LP is pretty cool, more of a Hack and Slash game then an Open World game. The story is inturging, and the characters are all (with the exception of one) funnily badass. the main character, Bayonetta, is just plain fanservice all around. I honestly think that the people who made this game are kind of perverts- not that there's anything wrong with that! My philoposy about perverts is that we're all perverts inside. some of us (usually women) are just much better at hiding that fact. back on track, it looks like a damn fun game. Unfortunely for me, I don't own a Wii U- so I can't play this game. Now I don't know what else to say... Hmm... Oh! Have a Umbra Witchin' good day! ha ha, see what I did there? ... No? Damn.

Rating: 8.5/10

Major Benefit: fanservice galore!
Major Downfall: NOT FINISHED!

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

IT's the Insqusidors!... Wait, no it's not, it's a demonic dragon age! And, yes, I spelled something wrong, sue high school then.

Heya, everyone! So, since I've been gone, I thought I'd upload another reveiw tonight- or day if I have audience in foreign countries. As it's 10:57 PM in america's east as I type this, I'm going to kinda have to make this short. after all, what good self-rightous bastard, need sleep for? OK, so I'm not really a self-rightous bastard, BUT what I am is- are- is- whatever the correct grammer for that sentence is, am an LP reveiwer. So, I think we all know the drill about now, right? (audience: RIGHT!) Right. yes I'm feeling a bit silly right now. Anyways, tonight's LP is Atomic Gaming's LP of Dragon Age: Inquisition. Now this guy I've actually met at a convention in Florida called "WasbiCon". I think he's an awesome guy- even better that he's a jew and pokes fun at it all day long. Now, I thought he would commenate on this LP( given he likes to talk- something I'm gulity of, I mean, who listens to me ramble? That's riiiight, the internet!) but nope, surprisingly enough he's almost nowhere to be heard. Yeah, so, that's all I got for now.

Rating: 5/10
Major Benefit: Can enjoy the story more
Major Downfall: NO Commenating :(

Gotta catch 'em all with PurpleRodri

hey everyone. sorry about the late update. I've been busy with cleaning and playing a couple of new 3DS games. Anyways, I figure that most of you, if not all, know who I'm talking about when I metion "PurpleRodri". or not, I don't know. he's not as big as, say, Pewdewpie(?), GhostRobo, etc., etc. His Pokemon X for the Nintendo 3DS, Pokemon Emerald (Emulator), Pokemon Gold, Pokemon black( I think it's that one), Pkemon Fire Red version (obivisly emulated) and Pokemon White 2 are all hilarious on SOME level. Much like GhostRobo, I'd recamend this YouTuber to people of all ages, for the most part. Now, as we all know, no one's perfect- so he DOES curse only whenever he gets REALLY mad. know when that happens? rarely ever, and that's for his Zelda videos- but that's another story, another time. all in all he's a pretty cool guy.

Rating: 8/10
Major Benefit: RARE cursing
Major downfall: kind of slow updates

Sunday, December 21, 2014

New Glitch in smash!

Holy crap! a few moments ago i discovered a new glitch in smash bros for 3DS today! so i was playing against someone as Little Mac in the Vs friends thing, right? well I had gotten the smash ball and went Giga Mac and took out a life of the persons stock. I meant to do my up taunt which in vs friends( or whatever its called in the online matches) and of course my taunt said "darkness" because i was messing around, but the timer for Giga Mac had went up and my bubble that said "darkness" stayed there afterwards- even as I lost another stock to my oppoent. it was hilarious and kinda cool at the same time. I would show pictures but alas, in my stupidity, i didnt take any. try it for yourselves, Smash Community! oh, and big wig blog site, I found this glitch first- you can't take my claim to small fame from me! oh, yeah, my name's Christian Brackenridge( Brack- en- ridge) in case you people who want to know.

So... what's up everyone? need to lead an Empire? O.K., here's a GREAT way to do that!!

Hey everyone. How's your weekend been? mine's hasn't been too eventful, just the usual LP watching. This time I watched an LP by SurrealBeliefs for a PC game called Civilzation: Beyond Earth. I know, I know. Just what the hell is this game you ask? my answer: Empire Buliding Maddness toture. Yeah, sure I've played a couple of empire buliding games- just Forge of Empires and Grepolis. If you're into the whole empire buliding scene then I implore you to watch this LP or get the game, I really think you'd get a real kick out of it. The youtuber certainly was having fun with it- and I applaud him for that. unfortunely for all of you who read this I could only handle up to near the end of part 11 of the LP. Yeah, sure, it looks like fun an' all- but what y'all have to understand is that my brain isn't really wired for that. Well, much anyways. However, if you do watch this LP and you find yourself getting bored, do what I did and play a different empire buliding game up to a certain point- namely when you have to wait for something to finish buliding ( or upgrading) that takes a particularly long time- grab a snack, drink, and kick back and watch this LP. It's a great way to waste time for things to happen. Anyways, I will judge this LP just as fairly as I've done the others- whether I'm subscribed to the YouTubers or not. Oh, and please tell me if you think I'm bashing against empire buliding games- I'd like to have a discussion with someone about empire buliding games.  Besides that, though, enjoy.

YouTuber: SurrealBeliefs
Game: Civilaztion: Beyond Earth
Rating: 4(out of)/10
Major Benefit: A great way to help you play OTHER empire buliding games
Major Downfall: Time-Consuming Maddness

Friday, December 19, 2014

and the most badass is... ?!

Link to Etika's FULL Fire Emblem: Awakening LP:

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Etika and his man Robin killin them Risen like bees without stingers...the bitches

Hey everyone! I'm back! So, I've been watching the EWNetwork's LP of Fire Emblem: Awakening. He's great to watch- love the reactions from the guy! In all actuality, I've watched his LP a couple of times. he's a fun guy. I don't know how he does it, but I just love to watch him play the game, if simply for his life-like attachment to the characters- and yet just knows that they're all not real, unfortunely. oh, and the fact that I'm kinda following his videos pretty much like a fly to zapper doesn't change that fact. later on I'll post a link for his Awakening videos as a seperate post. oh, and another thing! I'll be making a Smash bros. for 3DS and Wii U list of weakest to strong video pretty soon today as well, so please look forward to that!

Game: Fire Emblem: Awakening
YouTuber: EWNetwork "Etika"
Rating: 9/10
Benefit: Great reactions!
Downfall: on kind of hiatus due to his living situation. please keep in mind that he's sharing that place with four other guys.